What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

Why is the concept of pumping water uphill not commonly used as a source of electricity generation, similar to pumped-hydro systems?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.